Dear Randy

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

http://vfrworld.com/forums/anything-goes/26421-long-hatin-rednecks.html

Have her give me a call.

 

You should address each challenge in life with a goal to succeed. This will give you direction for at least a period of time. I have a very long road ahead of me and have no idea where the destinatin is.

I am never lost, just exploring alternative destinations.

The most difficult thing about being me is the road always changes direction and it is not marked on the map.

 

Randy...? If your helping everyone else then who's going to help you?

 

I have pills

 

Dear Randy,
I'm trying to figure out which is more painful:

A) Figuring out why federal level politicians do not spontaneously combust in the presence of any Lie Detector
B) Pounding a circus tent spike into concrete with my forehead
C) touch my toes

Help?

 

Is it true the Canadian $1 coin is called a Loonie and it is named after you?

 

Not all federal level politicians lie. I don't and I am the Presidential Prime Minister. But then I am not really a politician. UFRR is a dictatorship. That aside, politicians are known to have a unique lime green matter mixed in with the grey matter that fools polygraph instuments. The polygraph is more likely to short circuit than to detect something wrong with a politician. Polygraph required someone to have guilt.

Pounding a circus tent peg into concrete with one's head would only hurt if one's head was normal. This may be why you may feel lesser pain that what might be suspected.

I have no difficulty what so ever touching your toes so I don't know what to say about that. Who the fuck you think I am...Forrest Gump?

Most pianful experience may just be trying to answer your question. You should consider cutting a fine line of blow and get on with your life. No one really cares anyways.

 

ound::rofl:

 

Truth of the matter is that it was once thought the Loonie got its name from the bird on the coin. While that may be a semi romantic notion, the Loonie represents what happens to an otherwise normal person after he has tried to explain the ways of the real world to many people who choose to live in the northern part of California. These people. we call them Calegonian people, are not really the beach bums assiciated with Californians. They seem to fall somewhere in the middle of that and the Gun Tot'n Oregonians who have a tenancy to hate all police, and surf around on internet sites geared towards VFR motorcycles, yet they may not have one themsleves.

Now I think I have answered your dumb ass question but just what is your problem anyways? You appear to be a frustrated man. here is special help.

 

No questions for you Randy - Thanks for the laughs everyone

 

Dear Randy,
After reading your reply and thinking about it, it all came back to me.
I put down the plastic sheet, added insulation to better sound proof the garage, then started working on my bike again.
A few minutes later the wife and kids came back to ask when is supper, I drew my gun but the wife was faster, as I stood w/ my jaw dropped my son hit me over the head with a hammer.
How do I plot my revenge???? as it seems my reflexes are not as fast, as I am not a young man anymore.

 

That is weir....

I am just about to refer him to that thread
Randy you are a wise man:thumbsup:

 

Hahahaha

Jason, That is a goooood question:biggrin:

 

its hurts when i pee what can i do to stop the pain

 

Leaky weiner

Dear Randy,

When I sneeze a little bit of pee comes out. Is this something I should be concerned about or just start wearing underwear?

 

Dear Randy,

I can't seem to break my addiction to this thread, how can I finally get control? I can only call in sick so many days.

Addicted to Dear Randy in Georgia

 

Dear Randy,

How can a midget ride a vfr?

 

Dear Randy,

Are you really randy or a libido?

 

Dear Randy,
I just cannot seem to get over this existential angst. Lately, the Buddhist observation that Life is Pain just has me totally bummed out. I can hardly listen to my chants nowadays. I mean, not everything I do is painful. Should I feel guilty or lucky if something makes me happy? Should I relinquish all my material things or is there a middle path between my attachments to my things and the "nothingness" that I feel when meditating?

Oh, and another thing, I have a certain amount of attraction to a certain minor Hindu divinity. Is it OK to be attracted to someone outside one's religion?

Signed,
Angst-Ridden in Tucson