What's your bike's name?

I call my 1993 "Crystal". Just like my favored stripper. :thumbsup:

 

Oh, so that's how this game is played!
Well, perhaps I should name mine "Wednesday!
(A long story, friends....) :biggrin:

 

I'm thinking of making up some of those stickers that say. "HI My name is (your motorcycle's name) and I'm a Honda VFR. These will be for sale. Please try to keep it clean and extra words like, "My owner has a big schlong", will be an extra charge.

They will be a big hit at bike night and pretty soon everyone will want one. Even the girls.

 

All the girls at Bike Night already want my big schlong... :biggrin:

 

...and then you woke up... :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

Will this be charged by the inch?

 

Now THAT'S FUNNY right there!

 

VFR- "Sweetie"
Buell 1125r- "Thunder Heart"

 

Nope. We are going metric on this one.

 

lol what about the mexican poo poo

 

My previous bike was a 2003 red honda shadow. Her name was Ruby. My new 2007 VFR is appropriately named Ruby Tuesday. As in the second red bike, and she was bought on a tuesday. And yes I talk to her. I tell her how good she is doing, and sometimes thank her for he nice ride!

P.S. I mispelled the new name. It should be Ruby Twosday.

 

Re: "Come On Icecream", The only thing that came to mind was "Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners. Have no idea why that popped into my head. That happens a lot.

Now, back on topic. I haven't really named my bike, but I guess "oh sh*t!" or "oh f*ck!" would be appropriate, cause that's what I say when something bad happens while riding (e.g., cage pulls out in front of me, I see a pile of gravel in the middle of a corner, I almost get ass-ended at a stop light, etc.).

 

I got the same one as knife too...'come on aileen"....Hmmmm

i once had a GPz 550H which i named 'Myrtle' (the turtle).

when i first had one,aged 20, she felt fast.
20 years later it felt like i could push it faster that the engine could..LOL

(and sometimes i did have to)...

 

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Now, back on topic. I haven't really named my bike, but I guess "oh sh*t!" or "oh f*ck!" would be appropriate, cause that's what I say when something bad happens while riding (e.g., cage pulls out in front of me, I see a pile of gravel in the middle of a corner, I almost get ass-ended at a stop light, etc.).

Those are good names. Said them many times myself in those situations. Just had one the other day. I went to pass a car. And as I was giving it the nuts, my front wheel came up as I was changing lanes to make the pass. I've never been in a turn in a wheelie. All I could see was disaster, but luckily I pulled out of it O.K.

 

My bike's name is Betty because she's beautiful.

 

Never thought of naming a bike, but maybe "cranky old bastard" or just "ugly" would do, because it had a hard life before I got it. Been riding around without a fairing lately, a touch of class.

 

I call my bike Cherry Darling. And no, It's not from a Disney movie like everybody says... It's from Rodriguez's movie "Planet Terror". She's a go-go dancer :thumbsup:

 

I think I've finally decided; Kara Zor-El, who is the cousin of Kal-El. Right colors and perspective.

 

Oooh this is a fun thread! And I'll totally buy one of those stickers. Don't have a shlong of to brag about. My boobs are pretty nice though.

Car - Jane. She's a 2003 Hyundai Elantra Hatchback, which is probably the 5th ugliest car ever, but I love her dearly and she's a wonderful beastie. She kinda looks like a spaceship but Enterprise was a bit too lofty, and when I went to get her keys and sign the ownership Voyageur was playing and Janeway was going on a monologue... Plus she looks kinda plain. Plain Jane.

Bike - Moro. As in the 500 year old wolf goddess from Princess Mononoke, which is one kickarse anime movie in case you don't know. If she gave me a male vibe she totally would have been some spin off Optimus Prime cuz she's RWB, but...

I think I just out-nerded you all.

I talk to my my beasts all the time. Heck I talk to many inanimate objects. Don't you know that sweet talking to machines is the only way to get a cranky one to start and work? "Come on baby, come on just start for me. You know you want to!" When I'm driving I tell other vehicles that look like they're about to pull out in front of me to "STAY" all the time. It works, try it.

 

That was all GREAT!