Concerned husband what to do?

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

I've been seeing the usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I stay awake to look out to see who is bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive. Usually I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't just going out with the girls?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk, screaming that I should never touch her phone again, and asking why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Abby, is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to the dealer for repair?

Thanks,

Concerned

 

LOL that is hilarious!!! I love it!!!

Regards,
Rollin

 

Damn funny. My wife even got a kick out of it.

 

Issues ...possibly more

You fucking goofball!:biggrin:

 

my heart goes out to that poor guy.

 

What kind of bike?

 

Dear concerned,

the leaky valve cover can be easily repaired at home in your garage with a new gasket set purchased from the local dealership.relax.. It should only take you about 45 minutes give or take a few to fix the problem. let the new gasket seat and you'll be on your way riding again. Don't forget to top off your oil. Oh, yeah, Your wife...She is cheating on you, Dump her as quick as possible.

best of luck,

Abby

 

That was good! It really is funny how easily we (men) are distracted, if you wouldn't have been worrying about her (your wife) you probably would have noticed the leak sooner... :smile:

 

a whore and a harley go hand in hand............

 

do your self and your bike a favor dump the b*tch of the back ....oooops

 

It may be time for a new.....

 

LMAO
You got me fool for moment

 

:doh: :first: :whiteflag: :thumbsup:

 

Nice, I've read this before, never the less it is funny.

 

Dear Concerned,

Wake up and smell the coffee. Drop her like a hot potato.

Abby.


P.S. The WIFE, not the BIKE, you NINCOMPOOP!