Crotch Pain...

Ohhhhh ,,,,,,,garsh you em .......er..um.............. see what you did now Chicky?




Sorry ..............ahem

Im spoken for, but if I werent youd be just what I was lookin for heeheeeheee

 

Chicky - ever see the old movie "the Apple Dumpling Gang" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072653/)> There is a girl in that movie that she is always having to run off into the woods to do her business.... and I'm sure she's not out there smelling flowers...

 

Last time I rode something Big... could have been a Bear, not really sure, ... that was in Cali... my crotch hurt too.

I think its normal?

Course, I never told anyone I rode the big bear with a torn up crotch.

 

well now there is a candy for ya...

Yummy Camel Balls Picture

 

and let's not forget about the cock shot...

YouTube - Cock Shot

 

Well I for one, am glad that

 

huh? did you say Boobies........where?.................. what were we talking about?....oh yeah, Boobies....................

 

See, told ya, it's scientifical fact

 

And as usual VFRW produces a solution to every problem known...

Go-Girl

 

for vfrchick

teams of scientists have been working on your problem...

They came up with this...

shewee hygienic method of urinating while standing up Urine funnel for Ladies SheWee she wee

and yes, they are serious....

 

The Portable Urination Device for Women, why didn't I think of that? All they have to do now is provide enough colors and customization for mass appeal. Do they come is different sizes?

 

ah yeah Bear pedrosa's Mom just called and he wants his pit crew back, now be a good little boy and SHARE the toys in the sand box please.

 

I was thinking on the way in today, that a strategically placed "cavity" (read big dent), in the tank, would fix this problem right up. just find your friendly neighborhood stunter & get him to put one of them custom "modifications" to your tank & your "golden".

Just an option............

 

Ok, I talked to them about it and they say they dont want to go back.

Something about having to duck down and bow whenever he comes around so they dont appear taller or he gets all pissy and hits them with his little fists.

They like it better here with me, at least thats what I think they said, but it could have been them asking me if they could please take the tires off their necks now.

I'm curious, how did you know it was Pedrosa's mom? Oh man, are you telling me one of these women is his MOM? Oh no, no wonder he's so mad. I remember him yelling at me in Spanish in that Alvin the Chipmunk voice but I couldnt understand him cause he was talking so fast.

Shoot I feel bad now.

 

Those are women? Really? Well, I'm sure there's some guy out there that would nail them. That's the advantage of being a woman. There's sombody somewhere that will shag you, no matter what you look or smell like. God works in mysterious ways... (and I'm probably going to hell for this).

 

I met his mom at Moto GP Malaysia and must say she is a hot one.
oh back to subject that is her cooking staff not his pit crew, they are much to tall, and anyone who knows anyting about pedrosa knows he only uses Keebler Elves for pit crew

 

Wow, I am always amazed at what you VFRW guys know... I ask myself WHY would they know these things? Hmmmmmmmm....

 

Does riding more increase your crotch stamina?

 

Well, now that would depend on what, or who you are riding...