Now THIS Is How To Sell A Motorcycle On EBay

Ducati : Monster:eBay Motors (item 270440539383 end time Aug-16-09 18:45:00 PDT)

Read the text. It's freaking awesome. This guy is a box of tools but strangely, I think the listing rocks. :thumbsup:

KC-10 FE out...
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I think it is nice of him to include "Manuel" with the bike. I wonder in Manuel knows about it?

 

I would rather have my VFR

 

Italian bikes are like Italian women......both are really easy on the eyes and give you that nice warm fuzzy feeling while riding her but they also drain your bank account faster than you can pull your zipper up.

But damn are those Italians are nice to ride. I'm referring to the bikes!....of course.

 

I'm not a fan of the Monster series but that is a nice looking bike. I think the new Street Fighter is going to steal some sales away from the monster line. I know I want one.

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He does all the oil changes for you:thumbsup:

 

For that price, or even close, I am guessing strongly that this bike won't sell.

 

What a shame only a MAN can purchase it. He is obviously just upset that the Starbucks he road it to a few blocks away closed down, and now he has to go to the one a few blocks away from the previous one.

 

The bike is ok.....the guy obviously has a thing for theatrics....which leads me to think.....

 

Oh, this is too easy. Everybody, put the bike on your watch list!! Do it now!!

 

I thought the ad was entertaining...I thought the bike was ugly. Thanks for pointing it out for the entertainment value tho :thumbsup:

 

Anodized Oil Plug = mod LOL

 

Maybe Manuel is the guy who adjusts the desmo valvetrain or wrote the copy that was plagiarized.

The anodized drain plug is a nice touch. I wonder if the bike comes with an inspection mirror so one might show all one's friends the drain plug.

Wonder why it's up for sale?

 

Probably because it costs so much to anodize the drain plug gaskets. :biggrin:

 

typical...guy buys a bike that he doesnt ride and then dumps hundreds into it on mods and then trys to find a sucker to bail him out....

 

reserve way too high, wont sell

 

Very Cocky attitude for someone that only purchased bold on replacement parts for his bike. Like colored covers and plugs and now wants you to pay for them too. I think the guy is and A-Hole and should just keep his bike.

And Manuel...Poor Bastard probably doesn't even know his boss is selling him with his POS bike.

 

Done. Also left him a question.

 

I think its priced too high, but he has challenged my manhood I might have to buy it to show him up.

 

Well he hasn't enjoyed her very much if he's only put 1400 miles on her in two years.
Added to my watchlist as well....
Cheers!

Craig :smile: