Crotch Pain...

yeah I've busted a nut on my bike a few times too. :biggrin: oh wait that's differnt isn't it?

maybe you need one of these....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zdDfQrPi5Q

 

yes, thanks for thinking of us chicky....we love you too!!

 

serious post - grip the tank with your knees

 

Dish of Deepness

 

I don't care who you are, that there is funny!

 

I usually add a little anti monkey but powder for long rides less frictions seems to = less nut pain.

 

Now I know what someone means when they say that one is "tight-lipped".

 

In the words of Ed McMahon: High-OhhhhH!!!!

 

Actually, saddle soreness most of the time has nothing to do with having a sack. Aside from some ape man having a set of balls the size of cantaloupes. It is the inside of your thighs and asscheeks that get sore from the constant friction, pressure, and staying in one place. Ask any "serious" female bicyclist if she suffers from it, and/or wears chamois shorts to lessen the effects. Unless the chick has a big :bootyshake2: then that might provide some more cushion for the ride.

 

I know it still make me laugh everytime I see it!

 

You sure it's not Buster The Body Crab from Can-ah-da, eh! From Prince Rupert, you know, dere.

If they are hanging low and made out of brass.
Then in stormy weather can you strike them together to have lighting fly out your ass?

Go with the Nut Bra. It looks like it works. Never had the problem myself. So what can I say.................

 

Squirrel Nut Sack (Nutsac) Dance - Let 'em hang, and let 'em swang...

 

I arrange my nads in a one behind the other formation for speed.

 

Awwwwwwww... I love all of you guys too, especially YOU Dave!! You gotta get out here to the west coast so we can RIDE! And make cupcakes!! :smile:

 

Oh, and BTW, I am thoroughly enjoying this thread! It sure is an education! :tongue:

 

So in the spirit of helping greater understanding, please tell us Chicky......what problems does the female rider experience that we males wouldnt understand? Are wheelies tough on the boobies, or what? You know, that kind of thing.........

 

It always comes back to boobies, doesn't it? :doh: I don't have any problems with those or anything while riding. My only complaint is when I gotta pee and you guys are stopping along the way to water the trees. It further delays me getting to a port-a-potty, and I cant' cross my legs while riding!!

 

See, I never would have thought of the pee issue. Probably because my mental processes were being completely occupied worrying about boobies.

I thought maybe there would be some other thing like inablilty to pass an antique store

 

It definitely is!

I've heard guys having crotch pain from rackin their nuts on the bike, not just from riding. :tongue: