Tiger Tiger

that is all

 

Scissors? I once ran backwards with a chainsaw over my head... that turtle never saw it comin'... may he live in pieces... I mean peace...

 

ah bear... when in doubt, go for women with boulders in their banana hammocks... good lord, I just threw up a little...

 

here I sit in the rain, waiting for tomorrow to come so that I can pack my sick self up and drive 2572 miles home......all this with a toddler and a girlfriend that likes to talk about our relationship.............tiger give me strenth

 

ah Crusty, I know the feeling all too well brother... mine's mentioning the "M" word...

 

If you are driving, secrete an ear phone in your left ear, turn up the volume on your MP3 player, and then just periodically utter "un huh..., yes dear..., I agree..., certainly..., etc. When she's driving, sleep.

 

If you are in that deep, just do it. You can't be that invested and still think you are going to cut and run at some point.

Man up.

/opinion

 

Drewl, which guy are ya talkin to?

Cuz in my particular situation, we've only been together 10 months, and the kid ain't mine. So "mannin' up" isn't my only option, at least not in my eyes :ballchain:

As for Crusty, idk bro. maybe the mp3 is a good idea

 

OK, sounds good. Ride your own ride.

 

how old is the kid? does he/she sleep? Always something that can keep her mouth busy :biggrin::thumbsup:

 

Behold my power

 

LMAO good one bear here is another one

 

tablet brick patatoe llama!

 

not even close......its paper, 2x4, rutabaga, snake

or

bookmark, nailgun, celery, fruit bat ....

thanks for playing

Then there's this

 

Rectalinear, fungus, enewetak, methylethel glycol, rudolf?

 

purple monkey bottoms

 

methyl ethyl really bad stuff

 

Now we're getting somewhere, much better.

Equilateral, virus, Fiji, methylmethacrylate, Fred?

makes sense to me.

Then there's this to think about:

 

Fresno, bikini, ester of wood rosin, alexander haig!

And I thought wevils only came in my bags of flower

 

I think they came out of my ex-wife's crotch.