Where do you like to pee?

i peed on someones tree while i was broke down today. turns out they were home.

 

Where do I pee

Where do I pee....on a fifth gen engine you see....can't stop that high pressure stream, it does give it a gleam.....it will put your eye out....Reg and Bweiss please do not pout.....that engine is junk and wore out.....I love you fifth gen fools ...but I must put away my tools.:cheersaf:

 

I don't know what made me laugh more; the fact that they were at home, or that you couldn't ride away.

Did you ask if you could use their telephone? ound:ound:

 

lmao Just what I was thinking!!!

 

Ask, and ye shall receive.

 

bwahhhaaaahaaahaaaaa

Now thats right there is funny.

 

No harm, no foul. I've relieved myself on that engine too. I feel dirty when I do it, but hey, its a target! Especially those intake ports

 

A dude on a Harley was hauling a skank
I'm needing to go said she point blank.

With nary a sound,
He turned her around.

Letting her pee in his tank.

 

When Adam and Eve were living,
God had gifts he was giving.
"Who wants to stand to pee?"
"Ooh! Me! God! Pick me!"
While Adam was whizzing all over the place,
God got a serious face.
"Eve, you'll get some gains.
You'll get the gift of brains!"

Author Unknown

 

Used to think Fergie was hot until I saw this.




By the way, shouldn't there be a fart thread? Farts are way funnier than pee. I'm laughing now just typing this.

 

glad to read this was a great experience no wonder obama won...........

 

ouch dude that hurts...hold still so I can pee on your leg

 

Y'all have lost yer DAMN minds, and your dragging me down with ya

 

(sigh)... Been resisting my pee story thus far. Man, it had to be 10 years ago...
My Spotter and I were supporting an Mech Infantry raid on a training mission. Infiltrated to the objective by about 3 am. Got set up in a hide and when the sun came up, we were WAY close. I mean, we had a good shot on the Command Post, but there were "bad guys" right there next to us, with in earshot. The raid was set to go at 5am, by 9am they were lost in the woods somewhere. We are in full ghillie suit and in the prone on top each other. He's on the spotting scope on my right hip, leans over & wispers,"Dude, I gotta pee." I tell him go for it. He says" OK.......I did" . Two seconds later my right leg is now wet and warm, and I had to pee. In the after action review, a Special Forces officer is asking us questions and stops and says "You Guys STINK". My BUDDY then tells him "We pee on each other."

 

Oh that is the definition of commitment!

The pee lesson definitely made me question pursuing a cheap thrill.