Where do you like to pee?

I like to pee behind a tree in poison ivy you see
I get the itch and its a bitch
the scratching is really killing me

 

You guys are hillarious

 

Good one! :thumbsup:

 

Silent "p" as in "swimming".

 

this thread is making me want to go take a picture of me peeing...

I'm gonna guess where crustyrider pees...

 

Not in my pants, and not in my bed. Aside from that, I'm not too picky.

 

Not letting her on my bike.

 

I will pee in my house. I will pee on a mouse.
I will pee out of my car. I will pee close and far.
I will pee here and there. I will pee anywhere.
I do not like when people pee on me.
If I did it to you, you'd probably agree.

(Thanks to Dr. Suess...)

 

he likes to make rhymes about someone holding his wee wee only wishing to drink his pee pee..........

 

Kudos, I did not think it possible that there were such kindred spirits in the world, that there could be anyone as silly, irreverent, and juvenile as me. Its comforting to know that no subject is too nutty for a VFRW member.

Brings a tear to me one good eye.

'Scuse me now whilst I takes a whizz.

 

I have a good pee story.

A couple years ago JB and I vacationed at Sun Lakes with some friends. While swimming he whispered to me to grab him you know where... Well I did and all the sudden all the water was warm! I freaked out being that it was gross and slapped his shoulder not thinkin about if he had a sunburn. hehe Oops! Serves him right though, I don't think anyone should pee in the water at all, ick.

Of course every guy finds this storty hilarious but it was so not cool.

 

The same place the dog does.....

 

I always thought that is what large bodies of water were for........peeing in.

 

Fish pee in the water, among other things.

Kind of gross looking back on it, but when we were kids we'd swim out a ways in the lake, poop a floater in the water, swim back to shore and sit on the beach, then watch the freakout when the floater washed in towards the other swimmers. We didn't have many toys, so we made do (so to speak) with what we had.

 

I know it isn't that big of a deal to pee in the water but right next to me? JB knows I don't like that so he had a lot of fun until I slapped his sun burn.


Knife - that is hilarious and gross at the same time.

 

How about a thread about Where do you like to Puke?

 

DOOOOO ETTTTTT

DOOOO ETTTTT NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

 

Wow...thanks bear...didn't realize this would touch some one so much...

 

W.C. Fields, an actor known to be a alcohol drinker, and always having something to say about most things. In reference to his boozing, was heard to say "Water... water.... Never touch tha' stuff, fish screw in it"

 

YouTube - Dave Chappelle- I Wanna Piss on You