World's thinnest books

In another forum I found a really funny thread on world's thinnest books that pokes fun at members. So thought I'd give this a whirl here.

A DISCLAIMER: This is just a harmless ribbing at each other and if you are in any way offended by this, check out your VFRworld membership and sign up for VFRDiscussion where a sense of humor is not tolerated.

Here goes:

"Moderating a forum is serious business" by derstuka
"How to reattach the visor in 3 easy steps" by Matt1986VF500F
"Knee dragging 101" co-authored by wrestler and mtlovestt
"Breaking the stereotype that asians are bad drivers" by Scubalong
"How to do a successful pre-ride scout run" by Rollin_Again
"Birth control" by VFRShorty

And to show you that I can take it as well as dish it out here's one:

"The joys of following all street laws and regulations" by Joey_Dude

Let's hear other world's thinnest books!

 

:clap2::clap2::clap2:

 

How about...

"Choosing an Obscure and Mysterious Username" by Craig in Alabama

:smile:

 

"Short Replies to Technical Subjects" by Lgn001

 

" where the heck does this thingy go??? " by 02 VFR RIDER

 

"The fine art of subtle persuasion" by KC-10 FE

 

"Diplomacy" by Squirrelman

 

Followed by " All you need to know about nuts " by Squirrelman

 

"How to do a SHORT oil change" by joshbea6

 

I have the book but would really like to see it on DVD:thumbsup:

 

"Outstanding Achievements" by 34468 Randy

 

I've got it in limited edition director's cut boxed set for $49.95 plus $9.95 shipping and handling...

 

signed??? if so I'll take 3 :thumbsup:
payment sent

 

AN EMPIRICAL ANALYSIS REGARDING THE FACTS ABOUT CHINESE BEARINGS
by Squirrelman

 

"Quick Lessons About Motorcycle Systems" by Ghost
"An Annotated Field Guide to Tigers and Other Large Cats" by drewl

 

" how to look busy at work while chatting on VFR World " by 02 VFR RIDER

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

"Making productive use of your time when on call" by drewl

 

"Starting Your Own ABATE Chapter" by Bubba Zanetti

" Why You Should Quit Drinking" by Bitterpill

" How I Made Myself So Attractive " by Vfourbear

"Being More Productive At Work" by Y2K

"Secular Humanism" by Wrestler

"Breaking the Chatroom Addiction" by Drewl (with foreword by 02 VFR Rider)

" Stop the Satire!" by Badbilly

 

"Inexpensive Modifications" by NorCalBoy