Tiger Tiger

When I was in the Big House, the Hooscow, inside The Walls, up the river...Some jack ass(bad ass, but still a jack ass) mercenary was at a visit with his lawyer. He was causing trouble so I told him knock it off or he was headed back to his cell. He continued, so I removed him from his visit and was escorting him back to his cell. Somewhere along the way he decided he was going no further and planted his feet and threw his head back and caught me just above the bridge of my nose. My head is notoriously hard, so all this did was make me angry. I proceeded to demonstrate to him that his head was softer than mine by proving that it could NOT open the next door that we came to and then gave him a crash course in inmate/floor relations.
This is one of many fun stories I have from Inside Joe's Jail. Coming soon(not really) to a book store near you.

 

do oyu mean Sheriff Joe?......AKA tent city Joe? AKA My house burned down cause I pissed a lot of people off. Joe?

 

Yup, that Joe.

 

Not this thread again
Drewl give it up..............................

 

youll have to pry the cold dead keyboard from his hand.........

 

This goes better here.

 

In this day and age of feel good mentality, would owning a white tiger be considered politically incorrect? (like I give a shite)

 

White tiger kills zoo keeper
Reuters


Wed May 27, 12:33 pm ET

WELLINGTON (Reuters) – A rare white tiger mauled and killed a New Zealand zoo keeper Wednesday, local media said.

The attack occurred when two keepers went inside to clean the tiger's cage at the Zion Wildlife Gardens in the city of Whangarei, about 200 km (124 miles) north of Auckland.

The NZ Press Association reported the tiger had grabbed one of the keepers and would not let go despite the efforts of other staff.

The attack was said to have been witnessed by a group of tourists. The wildlife park was closed and the tiger killed.

Police, agriculture and health and safety officials were investigating the attack.

A white tiger at the same park was reported to have been involved in an attack on another keeper earlier this year. The keeper had to have surgery to the knee.

The zoo houses 42 rare lions and tigers and was used as the setting for a reality television program about its celebrity founder Craig Busch, known as the "Lion Man."

(Editing by Miral Fahmy)

 

Tiger envy

Everyone hhere wants to trade in their VFR for a TRIUMPH Tiger. Tiger envy, pure & simple. :crazy:

 

...i am a leaf in the wind; hear me roar...

 

this makes my eyes hurt

 

Your avatar makes my eyes hurt, lol.

 

:rofl:

bwuahhhh another victim

 

So let me get this straight. An idiot enters a tiger's cage, the tiger acts like a tiger, so they kill it? And the zoo keepers went in the cage knowing this had happened to another zoo keeper earlier in the year? Wouldn't we be better off killing the zoo keepers? Fewer morons on the planet couldn't hurt.

 

Its those white tigers.

Theyre just dangerous.

 

Just another case of the white tiger keeping the brown man down.

 

Right on brother

Them white tigers is untrustworthy

Bad genetics.

 

Whitey be trippin'

 

900 bishes!