Tiger Tiger

So I'll just push it over.

Happy 800th, Tiger.
We love you!


Well I do. You make me so proud.

 

fine werk drewl

 

pay homage to the tiger for tiger is the light
he guides us thru the darkest times and aids us in our fight
he steers us down a righteous path and keeps us safe and sane
he buffers out the cruel world and shelters us from our pain
yes tiger is a noble beast, we dare not go without him
pay homage to the tiger

 

pray heed gentleman of the tiger thyne enemy approacheth.......gather you slings and arrows. to help smite them. to arms! to arms! they are knocking at the gate, I beseech thee don't leave that door open....pray heed these ramblings of an old broken soul.......pray heed....

 

I guess I'll just have to go over and post a buncha crap in the SLO III thread...

 

he heheeeehhheeeeeeehaaaawwwww

 

Build a man a fire, and you will keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.

 

I want ot quote a very influencial man in my life if you all will indulge me......


"DOH"

 

oh the rattle snake in my heart is ratlling like a baby on bezadrine!

 

So I am standing out front, shootin' the crap with the boys at reg's. All of the sudden I hear this horrible racket coming from the back yard. It truly sounded like someone was slaughtering a cow. I ran back there in time to hear reg yell, "Trip tip is done!" and take a bite directly out of the cow, hide and all, blood dripping from the corners of his mouth.
I said, "What in the hell are you doing to that poor animal?!" Reg explains that is how he likes his tri tip as he pokes the cow with a fork and says, "Moo Moo."
I just could not stand by and watch. I quickly and humanely put the bovine out of its' misery with my 7 dollar Harbor Freight folding lock blade. Made some good cuts of meat and put them on the grill.
At this, reg jumped up and down and swore I was ruining it. Everyone else, however, really liked the idea of cooking meat before eating it. So, with some timing tips from Marrib, the tri tip turned out superb and a good time was had by all.


except for the cow

 

that happened to me once. did i ever tell you about that?

 

Move twitch, get out the way, get out the way!

 

Scurry, sniff, FLINCH!!

 

So later that night after eating well, and drinking much, I fell into a deep sleep.
I dreamed I was in reg's garage, sitting in a circle with many of my brothers in arms. There was smoke and potions flowed like a stream from the magic keggerator. We were loud and rowdy and danced around the electric heaters as our fathers did before us and their fathers before them.
Reg was chanting, "Whose cup is empty? We must finish this keg!" Someone handed me a finely cooked hunk of tri tip and said,"You cooked it, you eat it." and so I did.
Some time shortly before the sun arose in the east, I faded off into a chilled, bone tired sleep.

 

you did that just to fook with those of us who couldn't make it to SLOIII, didn't you?? didn't you? just for that, i'm only gonna buy you half a beer the next time we meet. so there!!!! how d'ya like me now???

 

"Matt Damon".

 

MATT DAMON!


Member of "FAG"

 

Mr Den, you woulda fit right in there at SLO III. Hope you can make it next time.

 

Bah snaka pica.

 

pica is the practice of eating non food items
some believe the body craves certain minerals and the brain subconsciously knows what non food items contain those minerals.
for an example, during times of food shortages, women were known to eat the starch used in laundry