Tiger Tiger

Good lord Crusty, is that a pic of you for your avatar?

Do you ride your Vfr around dressed like that? That would scare the shit out of cagers.

That club sure would come in handy though....hmmmm

Take that headlight, cut me off again you knave.

 

Apples!!!!!

 

the aluminium foilage is not necessary. all one needs to do is snort a pad of 0000 steel wool before breakfast each morning. i find it deters all outside signals, including those from the dark ones.

 

yeah bear thats me

 

It's dark in here. I hear noises from outside the door.
Like blades cutting the air.
The rumbling of angry monsters.


I just wet the bed.

 

thats why I wear my rain gear to bed



" so tell me, what do you do when the demons come?"
(what movie)

 

When does the book come out?

 

Working on the final few chapters.

 

Don't be hatin'

 

im trying to debunk the left handed screwdriver theory,clock or counter soda jerk or car hop

 

I have been a jerk while drinking soda, and I have hopped into and out of a car.
I have a hard time using a screwdriver with my left hand.

 

a nickel's worth of dreams,
was all they could save
it was swindled from them
on their way to Burma Shave

 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers when he got done processing that peck of pickled peppers that he picked he put the pickled peppers promptly into pie and then he made a peck of pickled pepper pie that he sold to his friend jack sprat. now Jack wanted these pies because his cholesterol was really high and his wife well , she had a wieght problem so , they ate these pies.after a bit jack stuck his thumb into one pie to feel the temp of it and it was hot enough that the pickled pepper stuck to his thumb as he pulled it out. he pulled his thumb out so quick that he lost his balance and fell backwards out the window and tumbled down the hill. because of theundieing love that Jacks wife, Jill, had for him she threw herself down the hill to follow Jack in his "death" roll as it were.

 

Will there be a movie after the book comes out? Starring?

 

If I have to hear a news source talk about sexting one more time I'm gonna start punching people in the throat. Because your dumbass skank daughter decided to send R or X-rated picture messages to he collar popping douche of a boyfriend, and said tool then showed the pics to everyone, as she should have known any guy that gets naked pics of a girl on his phone is going to show them. If after the ensuing embarrassment your whore daughter goes and offs herself it is now the wireless carriers fault- it would be the failure of the parents. Try teaching your daughter not to be a slut. Try building up her sense of self respect so she doesn't feel like she has to send nudie pics to people to be liked. And if it does go south, stop looking for someone to blame, because you as parents failed her by allowing your delicate little flower to act like a whore. Stop trying to use a made-up term to describe what she was doing that led to the embarrassment.

 

i sense that you are a bit upset my friend, and i hear you. your thoughts on this matter are right on the money -- couldn't have said it better myself. this attitude is prevalent in our society today; why take responsibility for anything when you can always find someone to blame.

tiger did not do it.

 

What's even better is that news sources have jumped all over this bull like its some kind of huge expose' that we should all fear. Please you idiots, ever hear of the internet? Youre suddenly all shocked when you come late to the party and learn that young gadget heads with phone cameras are taking dirty pictures and sending them to each other.......no, more like a cynical, insulting to the intelligence, stupid lead story that appeals to the prurient interests so you can run silly ass teasers for news at eleven. What morons run these news channels anyway? Good grief. Like anyone with a kid and a brain in ther head doesnt know that camera phones can be bad news.
Gosh , what's next? you've discovered that teenage boys are putting mirrors on their shoes to look up girls' skirts? That there are skanky girls living RIGHT IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. AHHHHH. Where do these idiots learn this bullshit? Have our schools turned out nothing but brain dead communications majors to run news departments? Look you dopes.......tell me the weather, who robbed a bank around here, the scores, and what the local politcos are screwing up , and leave out "creative investigating reporting" if that 's the best you can do.

 

who dare frame thy fearful symmetry?