Tiger Tiger

Pickled eggs and mayonaise

 

Big luscious titties!

 

Medium luscious titties and small luscious titties deserve our attention, too. Titty discrimination is unAmerican. Don't be an anti-tittite.

 

How about these:

 

They are not so luscious.

Big Luscious Titties
Acronym: BLT
Other Meanings Of Acronym: Bacon Lettuce and Tomato (often a sandwich)
Connection: Minor if any.

 

That's my sister so don't be bad mouthing her.

 

My condolences.

 

She and my mouth will have nothing to do with each other....
Other than vomiting.

 

only if your eating a BLT off of BLT....Thats a connection

 

An orange and a what?

My guess is seeds.

 

DO NOT WANT!

 

Seeing as our shop steward is obsessed with boogers........

To better understand snot and boogers, lets start with mucus. Mucus is thick, sticky, slimy and a good thing. Mucus is so important that it’s found all over nature. Inside your nose, it’s a thick, sticky, wet pudding-like gunk that coats your skin and hairs. Mucus is made by, mucus membranes.
"Snot", is just another word for mucus. Snot is beautiful human slime. When bits of stuff get stuck in your nose hairs, it’s the mucus or snot that surrounds the stuff and traps it.
Boogers are dried-up snot and dirty nose debris. They can be small, slimy lumps or big, dry, brown clumps. Either way, boogers are filled with the junk that’s in the air you breathe. Dust, pollen, germs, sand, fungi, smoke, small particles from outer space! The good thing about your mucus is that it helps trap all this junk and keep it from getting close into your lungs.
It seems like the main function of mucus, snot, boogers, whatever you want to call it is to trap particles, junk in the air inhaled through the nose and keep our lungs clean. Exhaling through the nose helps to expel, to push out the mucus with the trapped dirt in it. Our nose really acts like a vacuum cleaner for the air, and blowing our nose is like emptying the bag.

 

Ah hah. Now I am an educated man. What is a runny nose then? A nose shower? And a sneeze must be a wind storm in the rain.

 

I have recently seen some disturbing footage on this subject where snot was replaced with a different bodily fluid altogether and unnatural things were done with it. I will not comment further...

 

As I was driving to work this morning I watched as the snow blew drifts across the long straight road between town and the airport. This reminded me of my time in Kansas where there were always drifts across any east/west road. At the same time, I was listening to a couple of songs straight out of the 80s.
The scene out side was comfortable to me as it took me to a different time and place of not so bad memories. At the very same moment, I was in another time altogether with the music on the radio. Again, good memories from the past.
The interesting thing in all of this was that these separate feelings did not go together exactly, even though I was experiencing them at the same time.
It was interesting to be sitting in the passenger seat watching me and knowing what I was feeling in each instance and being able to analyze it all at once.

 

YouTube - Full Throttle Douche Bottle

 

YouTube - Homemade Porn

 

There's nothing sexy about naked dudes.

 

So you must be the author of the following poem?
Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I

 

What's the difference between an orange?

Telephone poles.

beacuse Motorcycels don't have doors.