Tiger Tiger

Hell no!!!! why would you think that!!!!! it just proves that you are secure in your femininity and besides you live in "butt central" , besides I think that a chick that check out other chicks butts......thats hot.....
"I'll be in my bunk" (Jayne Cobb from firefly)

 

But what I would really like to know. When you make yourself a ham and cheese sandwich, what slice of bread do you put the mustard on and what slice do you put the mayo. You see. Mustard does not go with cheese. Mayo does. But mayo also goes with ham. So if it were just a ham sandwich it would not matter. But it is a ham and cheese so it does. So the way I see it is you must put the mustard on the slice that will be next to the ham and the mayo next to the cheese. If you do it any other way, you then have mustard next to cheese and that simply will not do. If it is a plain cheese sandwich, then I am afraid there is no help for you. You are mundane.

People who put salt in their beer should be shot.

 

Yeah, what the hell is that all about anyway? "Hey, my beer is not salty enough." "Hey my blood pressure is not high enough." What the hell?

There is never a good reason to mix mustard and mayo.

 

what if you use miracle whip? cause that aint mayo or how abot veganaise? does that nullify all your data? or does using it force a turn over of the man card?

 

Any form of white creamy sandwich spread is gay and honkey-fied. Ranch dressing is not included in this category, it's ingredients save it.

 

If you mix relish with Miracle Whip, that is the same as ranch is it not?

 

Randy, have you been huffing your oleoresin again?

 

I put Slick 50 on my sandwich and ate it 6 times faster,it also sped up the digestive process by 20% which also increased methane production by a
staggering 42.7 percent.

 

No no silly canadian, that is called tarter sauce, ranch has herbs and spices in it not pickles

silly rabbit trix are for kids.

 

Several years ago during the Asia Pacific Conference here in Vancouver a bunch of welfare professional protester a$$holes were going to try to interfere with Clinton's motorcade while he was on his way to meet Yeltsin. So the Mounties used an abundance of Pepper spray on them and it was recorded and hit the news big time. A lot of very bad press. Our illustrious Prime Minister of the day, Jean Cretien, made the comment at a news session that he puts his pepper on his steak. So what the hell. If it is good enough for our Prime Minister, it is good enough for me.

DON'T DO IT!

 

I think I am going to try Ice Fishing this year. Anyone got a recipie for cooking ice? If I were to salt it before I cook it, wouldn't that melt the ice?

 

Natural gas is easily divided into five components by farting into a glove.

 

If you read the internet backwards you will find all sorts of hidden sessages. Paul McCartney really is not dead after all.

 

Put Clamato juice or tomato juice in your beer and it is worse. You must then live an alternative life style....dimented!

 

Damn, Crusty. We talked about Firefly when you were here, and now you mention it again. I think it's time for me to take out my Firefly series on DVD and watch again!! Maybe I will have a Firefly marathon this weekend!!

 

It is too late in the year for fireflys or lightening bugs as we used to call them. They do not have those in Nevada anyway, chicky.
If you have been keeping them in a box for any length of time they will not be alive, let alone running any marathons.

 

turkey turkery out in force
please come be my main course
I wsh you would I wish you can
come sit in my broiling pan
golden brown, moist and tender
you feed me well on my turkey bender



Gobble gobble gobble


Happy turkey day every one


CR

 

Mark this day on the calendar.
My wife rode on the VFR with me for the first time ever.

 

it must have been the triptaphan, she was delirious with food comaitis

does she want one now?

 

here is drewl surveying his kingdom