What a Difference !!!! I added slick50 to my ..

OK, get that skank away from the z1000!

Where's my Ninja honey?...ahhh there she is....that's right honey...mmmmmm...shake it for me! As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit baby...

Sick Wanker indeed I am Rotten...

BZ

 

Since I have nothing else to do in the morning, I just read this complete thread. I must say you gentlemens are indeed a group of incredibly sick wackos blessed with delicious wit. I'd be careful about shooing that skank away from the bike, however, as she is probably adding Slick50 to the rear brake master!

 

Welcome to the mad house, Mr Den.

 

It would be unfair not to warn you Mr Den about what you may be getting yourself into with your spare time in the mornings



there you have been warned, if you continue with down this path, its on you

Welcome

 

And you might as well remove the sidestand too.....just make sure u put slick 50 on the pavement beside the bike...no worries at all :drinker:

 

Ya know, I used the same stuff and my bike ran like hell!

 

Butt spark plugs? You meen with all of Slick 50's benefits it also protects against shock?

 

I'm glad you axed that most relevant question.

This has nothing to do with that.

After Bubba Z called me a fat bastid, I felt that it was time for some life changes.

I had a band put on my stomach. Dramatic butt necessary.

It's only been a few weeks and the change is incredible.

All I can say is having my stomach banded has worked for me.

It does hurt "the boys" a little but they said that was normal.

The weight is dropping like bridges in Minnesota.

I am even getting a new scooter. It's called a Hyabusa.

Which means "colon cleanser" in Japanese.

I feel a lot better and personally think I'm more attractive, you be the judge.

 

My eyes! Oh sweet Jesus, MY EYES!!!

 

Kinda makes me wanna grease him up with slikfitty!!!

 

You'd only need an ounce...

 

I just modded a first gen top end oiler to my R/R so it continually drips slick 50 onto it, therefore cooling it off.

 

Just to keep the ball rolling; Back when Slick 50 was the rage, I would have liked to have a quarter for every can of that stuff that was sold. Seems like motor oil is one of the most overly marketed products out there. Probably because most motor oils are so close in performance to each other. I'm certainly not flying the flag for Slick 50 nor do I
believe its claims, but somebody made a heck of a lot of $$$ selling the stuff!

 

not water, things will rust!
peanut oil is the way to go

 

And as your love your dragons, don't forget to adjust the bike's primary Johnson Rod 3.25 turns clockwise! Use a digital clock to be sure!

 

really!! hell i get to save money

 

I had my Johnson adjusted just this morning. I highly recommend it.

 

Nothing quite like morning wood. Hard to beat (pun intended).

 

elf is that you ??? :cheersaf: