Tiger Tiger

Finally. Bike talk.
Now shut up, Brian.

 

I would recommend 20wt ball bearings for the winter months and 5 ounces of Slick 50 for better cold start protection.

 

Thought I had a turn signal electrical issue... turns out I was just low on turn signal fluid. Shew, that could have been expensive! Good news is that the exhaust muffler bearings are still okay....

 

Since its winter, I'm thinking Cold Fusion is the way to go.

Action

 

I have placed playing cards in the rear spokes of my 5th gen VFR. Together with the gear driven cam whine it now plays Emperor's New Clothes by Sinead O'Connor.
For maximum efficiency the cards should be replaced every 1000 miles and rpm's should be kept between 5k-6k. Anything over 10k and the song changes to New World Order by Ministry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oFy_uQt3KA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlcvJjRvT7c&feature=related

 

After suffering the abuses of the establishment (derstuka) of VFRW...We, the faithful chatters have chosen to unionize.
We hereby establish Chat Hooers Union, Local 151 on this date in the year 2008. All pledges are accepted. Dues collected monthly. By-laws being developed. Ideas welcomed, but not guaranteed.

 

I would like to pledge to the CHU and would like to make the first suggested amendment to the by-laws. I move that we become Local S50 in honor of all of wonders of this product.

I would also like to note that, as a female I know a thing or two about bikes... if you add flour and sugar to the gas tank, and replace the fork oil with milk, and the chain lube with Pam, the exhaust will emit cupcakes. You only need to coat the exhaust with chocolate icing and they will come out pre-iced.

 

A cup cake farting VFR...simply awesome.

The local number is non negotiable due to the fact that it is assigned by the National Chat Hooers Union. The CHU is in no way affiliated with slick 50 or any of its' subsidiaries.

 

I have spoken with the Circular Logic Union, as well as the Indecipherable Mumbo Jumbo-ers International (IMJI) . They have assured me their support in our organizing efforts....At least I think they did, its hard to make out what they say at times.....Power to the Chatters!!!!

 

Wow, and I thought I was being slick poaching eggs with my strap on the exhaust eggpan........I'm obvoiusly still new to this

None of us have ever doubted whether you know a thing or two. Whether you're female or male.....don't have to get all snippy.....hee hee

 

Poaching eggs with a strap on is not a good idea or a good use of a strap on.

 

This from man who has the word "swallow" on his avatar. How does one learn that poaching eggs with a strap on is not a good idea anyways?

I personally think that there could be no light without a dark to stick it in, and even then, what purpose would light serve?

 

Aww Chick.. You can join me.......

 

Yikes

 

Hey, I think that transgendered member was elf!!
I could be wrong.

Power to the Hooers!!

 

Those that would like to join our cause, simply adjust your signature as I have done.
Those that don't.....:bootyshake2::tongue:

 

.....Yeah!

 

I think there for I am

 

im pretty sure that if you iced them with 'Slick 50" you could eat them 3 times faster...op2:

 

I like cup cakes