What Would You Do?

You've just been elected President Of The United States. Unfortunately, you were elected thru voter fraud. Before being kicked out of office, you will be allowed the privelege of making one policy decision. What would you do?


I would buy 1000 acres of land in Khartoum, The Sudan, have a palatial office complex built, hand the key to whomever is the head of the United Nations & then kick those useless retards out of the United States.

KC-10 FE out...
lane: :usa2:

 

I would demand any country that owes the U.S. money pay it back, and if they can't they should give us a peace of land of equal value of our choseing.

 

Impose term limits on Congress.

 

Abolish the dual party system. What ever happen to the best man, cough cough women for the job? Seems to me there's to many folks that vote for the party, not what the person is or can do.
Off subject a wee bit. but found this very disturbing, just watched a test on voters on a news station where they actually found voters if they don't know whats what, they go for the better looking one. This great country is in trouble IMO. if folks don't get it together.

 

One Idea

KC10,

Although I like your sentiment, the premise is impossible. The President is NOT elected by popular vote. When our RICH, LAND BARON forefathers designed the voting system, they did not trust the great, unwashed masses to govern themselves, so they designed the Electoral College to make that decision for us. But good idea.

One idea, OK. How about a True Balanced Budget, like you and I. In one hand, all the bills, in the other, all the money. When money is gone, your done. Rank your bills by importance to the people of the US first, all else second.

As I said, jsut an idea.

Larry

 

Give myself 700 billion to invest into the economy as i see fit(ie buy stuff with)

Well do something for Canada...

Taking the UN to task for the sham it has become is tempting.

Term limits are tempting(as us prez to bad i can't do that to our senate.

Raise to troops is tempting.

Getting rid of some lobbiest's is tempting. damn special intrests.

Get myself onto the senate?

make it a standard both electorial candidates must attend and fight in a charity boxing mach...i'd watch it.

Ask honda for a sneak peak at the new line up.

Suprisingly good question.

I think over all i would ensure Freedom of speech, and protect it from everyone attacking it.
Especially from all the politically correct nut jobs and the people who want things put above critisism.

 

I would get all our troops home. Then drop nuclear bombs on all the moscs in the middle east during ramadam and end this infiedel muslem fued then take all the oil from the region and drop another set of nuclear bombs in the same spots in case i missed something..

 

I would require every executive who rec'd kick-backs, golden parachutes, perks, bonuses, outrageous salaries and the like to give it to the government as payment for the bail out.
They could settle on a reasonable amount to keep-arbitrated by congress(who could be included in the class action). Any assets purchased with said funds would be liquidated and handed over to the government.
In the event these funds excede the bail out amount, the remainder would be applied to the national deficit.

 

Unfortunately, looking at our national debt, and the fact that a lot of that debt we have is owed to other countries, I think we'd be on the losing end of this one.

 

Hey hey hey,
It would be Politically incorect to note that Islam is tied to Terrorism...
oh wait
that is a distiction that the terrorists make themselves and the Islmic world condones by refusing to speek out against these terrorists acts.

Continue and you would have my vote...

What i wouldn't give for a politically incorrect guy in office.

Someone who looked at facts and what was best for the nation...

rather than what he gets out of it or worried about offending someone and getting sued.

 

100% de-classification of all currently classified documents. That oughta stir things up.

 

I would stop giving africa billions in aid when they use the money to geniside their own people. no more welfare !except for mentially ill ,handicap,or seniors, if you can walk, you work ,even if its cleaning up the highways grassline. no more aid to foriegn nations that hate america...I would quadropal military budget and test all missles in the middle east..I would build a wall twice the size of great wall of china on mexican bored and have it patrolled by military with orders to shoot on site after crossing the wall. There would be signs on the wall every 5 feet if you cross border you will be shot in spanish of course. No more press 1 for english 2 for spanish all the companies doing that fined 5 million dollars goes straight to border patrol..Then my new plan to send all illegals back to country of orgin no papers you get deported once deported next time caught here illegally hung..(save bullets that way).. Thats on the first day i am in office.

 

Good for you, ELF!!! God put Texas next to a culture that it could hate. If there wasn't a Mexico, you Texans might take it out on Oklahoma or Louisiana. Cajuns could be called wet-foots....
Chill out on the racist shit. All people need to eat and that's what the immigrants are coming to America for. They are not here to get rich by our standards they just want a pot to piss in.
It sounds like ELF and Molsan haven't left the country and are not aware that there are a lot more countries OTHER than the USA that inhabit this planet. They have cultures and children and schools and different good food. They actually like people.
If you can't wrap your head around that, then try this. If Harry Truman would have been the "politically incorrect" type and nuked all of "those people" back in 1945, your ass would straddle a BSA or a fucking Harley Davidson instead of a VFR.

 

As much as I find Elf's ramblings to be remarkably entertaining, I DO NOT think what he typed is racist. The OVERWHELMING majority of illegals in this country are in fact Mexican. Pointing that out is not racism, it's fact. The rest is simply his writing style.

KC-10 FE out...
lane: :usa2:

 

I'd put a stop to ALL welfare. To foreign countrys and to our own class of deadbeats. The only exception would be to disabled AMERICAN CITIZENS. Included in this would be Public Housing, Food Stamps, Welfair Payments, and tax rebates to people who didn't even pay any taxes in the first place. An empty stomach is motivation to find and keep a job.

 

Ya killing me.......

Elf800
Man you crack me up, I haven't have a good laugh in a while. Thanks:rofl::rofl::laugh::laugh: I need it.

 

Can we all get along? Some of you take things to serious. Please respect each others
Try to have fun and laugh................................Life is too short let go riding

 

Hey Eddie, can you run for President? I would volunteer to be your Sec Of Defense.

KC-10 FE out...
lane: :usa2:

 

It's a little late to get on the ballot, maybe next time. :cheersaf:

 

Well said. You would get my vote.